
Light of Day
Taylor: "Sucks getting sexiled."
Jude: "Sexiled?"
Taylor: "When your friend leaves you hanging for their new boo."
Jude: "When did they become... boos?"
Taylor: "Like five minutes ago. But, if you ask Daria, they're OTP. But, hey, I'm down with being partners. If you are."
Jude: "Yeah, uh, totally down."
Now Hear This
(Connor and Daria make out as Jude and Taylor watch)
Taylor (to Jude): "You'll get used to it. I just pretend like I'm watching a super boring documentary about, like, the mating rituals of meerkats. And then it's like they're not even here."
(Casts annoyed glare at Daria and Connor)
Taylor: "Hey!"
(Connor and Daria stop making out and look at her)
Taylor: "Have any of you guys been to the fair yet? It's the last weekend. I was thinking we could all go tomorrow?"
Daira: "Well, we're going to the pier. But... you guys should totally go!"
Connor: "The fair sounds fun!" (Daria looks at him in confusion) "We can go the pier any time."
Justify the Means
Jude (after teepeeing, to Taylor about Connor and Daria): "Where'd they go?"
Taylor: "Who knows. Maybe they're having sex."
Jude: "They're having sex?"
Taylor: "Well, not yet. But Daria's dying to lose her virginity. At least, that's what she told me."
(Taylor tries to kiss Jude, who backs away)
Jude: "Um...!"
Taylor: "It's okay."
Jude: "It's just that-"
Taylor: "It's cool. It's cool... you have a crush on Connor."
(Connor and Daria arrive back)
Connor: "Hey!"
(Jude and Taylor stand up)
Jude: "I should go home."
Connor: "Wait, weren't we gonna-"
Jude: "We're not."
Taylor: "Come on. My dad has tons of booze. Let's break in and steal some."
Daria: "You can't break into your own house."
Taylor: "Well, he thinks I'm spending the night at your house. So, it's kind of like breaking in."
Daria: "Except you have a key."
Taylor: "Why do you gotta take the fun out of everything? Come on, let's get drunk and make out."
(Looks at Jude and gestures her head to Connor, who is grinning at him)
Wreckage
(The two walking along the beach at the Anchor Beach end of school year dance as Connor struggles in his crutches)
Jude: "You got it?"
Connor: "Yeah."
Male classmate: "Okay, wait, wait! So, you guys are gay for each other?"
Connor: "Yeah, so what? You have something you want to say about it?"
Male classmate: "Nah, man. It's all good. I just heard and I thought-"
Connor: "You thought what?"
Male classmate: "Nothing, man. It's cool."
Connor: "Get out of my face!"
(Male classmate leaves)
Daria (who is nearby watching with Taylor): "I knew it wasn't me!"
Taylor: "Shut up, Daria!"
Jude: "I thought we weren't going to say anything!"
Taylor: "Don't be mad at Connor! It wasn't him. It was me."
Connor: "What?"
Taylor: "Well, I thought I was helping. I thought you were the one who didn't wanna come out. So, I figured nobody was gonna care. I'm sorry."